Here's what I threatened Tay with after she said she would use the Murderous Buddha Spear on me if I failed to comply with her wishes (she thinks she's all that... whatever...):
Honorable Fox-Woman Slam; followed by
Whirling Scarecrow Maneuver; topped with a
Glorious Peony-Blossom Scratch; served up with a six-pack of
Valorous Dream Elbow; from behind I will then surprise you with an
Uncomfortable Spider Antagonism; and an
Emasculating Lightning Hammer to the gut; afterward, watch out for my
Happy Goldfish Breath; once you come to, I will unleash my
Monkey King's Turtle Hand, combined with the dreaded
Two Cat Forehead; I will then finish you off with the
Resplendent Foo-Dog Thrust
FROM TAY:
While you may have unleashed your fury of the Emasculating Lighting Hammer upon me, I have since called on the Spirits of KANE and "broughten" my manual for Brazilian Jujitsu with me!
Alas, you will be defeated once I put the monkey ball thrasher on your souless body. Then you will know my fury. And then I will unleash the darkness of all that is Anime and you will then see how Jackie Chan will do the Kung Fu Hustle on your ass.....
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